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LAST BIKE KILL EVER!

BEST PARTY OF LIFE EVER

BIKE FILM FEST ART PARTY OPENING. WAS FUN. BLOODY. ROUGH. SOFT. LOVELY REALLY. SCROLL DOWN FOR WHERE I TALK SOME SHIT.

Bike Film Fest Art Show was rad, mostly. See pics below, or skip straight to the wackest thing in the room. I am giving it the wackest thing in the room prize.

Amazing Crank/Chainring

Whoa.

Me & Bloody Doyle

Doyle, Conrad, Porkchop & co showed up all super bloody. Was awesome.
The Fray

The Fray.

The Antlerbike Craze that's sweeping the nation has led to poaching

The Antlerbike Craze that’s sweeping the nation has led to poaching.

Wild dude.

Wild dude.

Hangy sculpture thing.

Hangy sculpture thing.

>The wackest thing in the room.

And now I talk I talk some shit about the wackest thing in the room. This girls on bikes project has been featured at the last 2 BFF’s. Can we talk about how dumb this shit is? I really like the fellow who did this project. He’s a nice guy. Still, would you look at this crap? Someone had the brilliant idea of putting up a sign next to this which said ‘bikes are objects, women are not,’ though you wouldn’t know it from the confusion this project produces. With its sultry subjects, the women pictured in most of these images could be in any crap women’s magazine. Way to push the status quo. I think this project ought to be scrapped. It reminds me of the last onion that came out with the brilliant article “Women now empowered by everything a woman does” I know that SOMEONE who will go unmentioned claimed, insultingly, that this project was a way to include women in the festival. That’s like saying the oiled up babes at car shows are a way to include women in the fun of the car show. Rad. Go feminist car shows!

HAPPY SATURDAY!

DAY:

1) STREET PARTY May 19 | 1pm-7pm
2nd St at 2nd Ave
Fun bike games other fun events presented by TRACKSTAR.
Footdown, trackstands, and skids for all.
FBM hosts BUNNYHOP CHALLENGE w/ cash prizes. Performance by Ines Brunn.

and BIKE PARADE May 19 | 1pm
Meet at 33 W 17th St. near 5th Ave
Calling all tall bikes, short bikes, long bikes, regular bikes to the streets of New York. Show your colors! Ride your most fun bike: with your team, club or your biker friends. Dress yourself up and your bike.

Go see some films about bikes! Schedule/Tix here also bicyclefilmfestival.com
2) Dance Parade NYC

NYC will finally see, hear, and feel a massive mobile celebration of
dance music and culture in all its forms, from electronic beats to
drum and dance troupes. With 50-plus sound systems, 100s of crews,
over 6,000 registered dancers so far, from Herald Square all the way
to Washington Square Park — followed by a huge getdown in the park
with Kool Herc, Danny Tenaglia, and many many more — all making a
big noise to free the beat and the feet in New York already

Full listings online.

6th Avenue and 32nd Street, Manhattan
1p; $free
team@danceparade.org
http://www.danceparade.org

NOTE: Seems like a great idea — a protest that doesn’t look anything
like a protest.

NIGHT:

J & FLETCHER

MY CRAIGSLIST PLEA FOR BOAT

Looking for a cheap boat for an amazing project - $1


Reply to: sale-292462723@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-12, 12:04AM CDTI’m a member of the Mississippi River’s Miss Rockaway Armada. You might have met us when we came to Minneapolis, Red Wing, Winona, LaCrosse, Prairie Du Chien, Dubuque, Clinton and all the cities along the river before Andalusia, Ill. last year. We’re a huge raft made of all kinds of scrap materials, including 2 diesel engines from Volkswagen rabbits, converted to run biodiesel with longtail props attached. It’s a kind of arts troupe. We come to town and do a show and hold workshops during the day and do face painting for kids and play music. This year we’re interested in building a few satellite rafts and being more of an armada. I’d like to find or buy a cheap 16′-22′ (approx) boat with a working motor and then convert it to run on bike power by building a bike power apparatus to drop into the water over the transom and then and likely building out some pontoons behind the transom to even the weight and attach the motor to.I wonder if you might have an inexpensive boat with a working motor that might sound good for this project. We have very little money but a lot of heart and if you have a boat in your midst that might sound like a good base for this kooky idea we’d be grateful.Check out our website to see pictures: http://www.missrockaway.org, more pictures here: http://www.everydayilive.com/armada

Read the articles about us at the link below. there was one in the star tribune but i can’t find it online:

http://www.bestofneworleans.com/dispatch/2006-12-19/news_feat.php

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/arts/09arma.html?ex=1312776000&en=91dedd4ba9963741&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

Thanks!

The boat

  • Location: Minneapolis/Mississippi River b/w Minneapolis & Quad Cities
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 292462723

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HOLY ANTLERBIKE!

Antlered bike!

Close up on antlerbars

OH WOWOWOWOWOWWOW! This is amazing. Thanks to a commenter I discovered this rad bike.

SATURDAY BIKE KILL 4

!!!!!THIS SATURDAY!!!!!
!!!!!BIKE KILL FOUR!!!!!
28 OCTOBER 2006
SAME TIME - HIGH NOON TILL SUNDOWN
SAME PLACE - SANDFORD ST & WILLOUGHBY AVE -BROOKLYN-
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!!!!AFTER PARTY!!!!
SUN DOWN TO SUN UP
LIVE BANDS
LIVE DJs
LIVE DANCING
LIVE FOREVER
@ THE CHICKEN HUT - 169 SPENCER STREET (crnr WILLOUGHBY)
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ALL OTHER PARTIES IN THE CITY SUCK!!!

GET ON YO BIKE
AND GET DOWN TO

BIKE KILL FOUR
BOUGHT TO YOU BY THE
BLBC - AMERICAS TALL BIKE AUTHORITY
BLBC - AMERICAS SHORT BIKE AUTHORITY
BLBC - AMERICAS PARDY HARDY AUTHORITY