
BEST PARTY OF LIFE EVER
Art Reminds You of Your Daily Humiliation

BEST PARTY OF LIFE EVER
Bike Film Fest Art Show was rad, mostly. See pics below, or skip straight to the wackest thing in the room. I am giving it the wackest thing in the room prize.

Whoa.

Doyle, Conrad, Porkchop & co showed up all super bloody. Was awesome.

The Fray.

The Antlerbike Craze that’s sweeping the nation has led to poaching.

Wild dude.

Hangy sculpture thing.
And now I talk I talk some shit about the wackest thing in the room. This girls on bikes project has been featured at the last 2 BFF’s. Can we talk about how dumb this shit is? I really like the fellow who did this project. He’s a nice guy. Still, would you look at this crap? Someone had the brilliant idea of putting up a sign next to this which said ‘bikes are objects, women are not,’ though you wouldn’t know it from the confusion this project produces. With its sultry subjects, the women pictured in most of these images could be in any crap women’s magazine. Way to push the status quo. I think this project ought to be scrapped. It reminds me of the last onion that came out with the brilliant article “Women now empowered by everything a woman does” I know that SOMEONE who will go unmentioned claimed, insultingly, that this project was a way to include women in the festival. That’s like saying the oiled up babes at car shows are a way to include women in the fun of the car show. Rad. Go feminist car shows!
DAY:
1) STREET PARTY May 19 | 1pm-7pm
2nd St at 2nd Ave
Fun bike games other fun events presented by TRACKSTAR.
Footdown, trackstands, and skids for all.
FBM hosts BUNNYHOP CHALLENGE w/ cash prizes. Performance by Ines Brunn.
and BIKE PARADE May 19 | 1pm
Meet at 33 W 17th St. near 5th Ave
Calling all tall bikes, short bikes, long bikes, regular bikes to the streets of New York. Show your colors! Ride your most fun bike: with your team, club or your biker friends. Dress yourself up and your bike.
Go see some films about bikes! Schedule/Tix here also bicyclefilmfestival.com
2) Dance Parade NYC
NYC will finally see, hear, and feel a massive mobile celebration of
dance music and culture in all its forms, from electronic beats to
drum and dance troupes. With 50-plus sound systems, 100s of crews,
over 6,000 registered dancers so far, from Herald Square all the way
to Washington Square Park — followed by a huge getdown in the park
with Kool Herc, Danny Tenaglia, and many many more — all making a
big noise to free the beat and the feet in New York already
Full listings online.
6th Avenue and 32nd Street, Manhattan
1p; $free
team@danceparade.org
http://www.danceparade.org
NOTE: Seems like a great idea — a protest that doesn’t look anything
like a protest.
NIGHT:
Read the articles about us at the link below. there was one in the star tribune but i can’t find it online:
http://www.bestofneworleans.com/dispatch/2006-12-19/news_feat.php
Thanks!

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!!!!!THIS SATURDAY!!!!!
!!!!!BIKE KILL FOUR!!!!!
28 OCTOBER 2006
SAME TIME - HIGH NOON TILL SUNDOWN
SAME PLACE - SANDFORD ST & WILLOUGHBY AVE -BROOKLYN-
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!!!!AFTER PARTY!!!!
SUN DOWN TO SUN UP
LIVE BANDS
LIVE DJs
LIVE DANCING
LIVE FOREVER
@ THE CHICKEN HUT - 169 SPENCER STREET (crnr WILLOUGHBY)
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ALL OTHER PARTIES IN THE CITY SUCK!!!
GET ON YO BIKE
AND GET DOWN TO
BIKE KILL FOUR
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BLBC - AMERICAS TALL BIKE AUTHORITY
BLBC - AMERICAS SHORT BIKE AUTHORITY
BLBC - AMERICAS PARDY HARDY AUTHORITY
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