Gideon sent me this f’in crazy helmet.
Look at this shit.
Monthly Archive for April, 2006
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*****note! don’t miss tuesday shows newsflash below*****
joey’s shriveled finger. a bday present for ed. i don’t want to repeat what he called it because it really wasn’t okay!
anyway, ed had a fucking hell of a birthday. at a certain point in the night we get a communique that there’s a destruction party a few blocks away. ed leaves his own party with a dude squad and goes to said destruction party which is apparently not a real destruction party. then he tries to negotiate for one wall. WATCH THE VIDEO OF HIS NEGOTIATION HERE.
then suckapants writes about it on myopenbar.com’s blog (see april 24 post by suckapants). then suckapants posts a flash slideshow of it here. also, note two discussions of it on williamsboard here and here and also arguably here. [UPDATE: read ed's own post about it.]
then they came back and the night stayed crazy. ed got into a throat fight with bezer throwing beer everywhere while i was bringing him his cake and we were all singing happy birthday. then he put the candles out by lunging his beer-soaked hair at the cake and not blowing them out at all. he almost knocks me over with the cake, i almost knock laura over.
there was limboing, some throwing things and people. some naked tommy on the floor. i can take these pics down if you guys want me to. fun fun fun.
also, the fred flare party (sammy’s work) was fun. y’all are truly happy mofos.
ALSO!!!! HIGHLY IMPORTANT TUESDAY NIGHT SHOWS NEWSFLASH!!!!
1) two gallants
poor boy johnson and the goddamn rattlesnake
cold war kids
starts at 6pm
248 mckibbin st apt 1J
brooklyn 11206
donations are great. “love, love, love…”
2) Japanther and the Fucking Amazingness Cankickers!!!!
71 Troutman.
OH HELL YES.
also! dance contst at happy ending’s shit hammered party. win a free video ipod. i think krystynna is going home with a new ipod.
lining up the DUDE ONLY shot circle
missing finger.
dude shot circle. they looked at all the girls in the room, decided we don’t like shots and poured out shots for the dudes only. then they did their secret invisible cock handshake and ran away to the no girls allowed clubhouse where they conferred with bart on the success of their mission. (don’t forget that i love you guys even though you act retarded)
dancey joey!
getting read for the destructo mission
his is pretty much how he looked all night except when he demolished things or when he took shots
sammy with the crazy glasses and HOTTT cleavage
laura & nina
jake & wolfe
THE ONLY PIC OF ED AND BEZER THROWING BEER WHILE I WAS HOLDING HIS CAKE AND WE WERE SINGING. HE THE PUT OUT THE CANDLES WITH THE BEER THAT HE FLUNG FROM HIS HAIR. THEN WE ALL ATE IT.
yeah Q!
tommy making his nicest pukey face
secrets!
smirky andy in the bathroom door
ed reading the big card
limbo! Q! yes!
the card o’ controversy
what they say