Art Reminds You of Your Daily Humiliation
so. the weekend was so wild and crazy that i’m at home sick today and my computer’s all screwed up so pics of the spandex party and all will have to wait till tomorrow. for now see them in suckatown. and come to my screening thursday! swoon speaking! linda zacks speaking! dope.
i know it’s probably so late you don’t care, but i was busy sending out invites to my screening this coming thursday. please come!
FRIDAY:
critical mass. deets.
get some sleep. saturday’s gonna be a rager.
SATURDAY:
day: bike fetish!! deets.
night: spandex mandatory party. be there! deets.
SUNDAY:
Stay Gold opening deets
Bobbito & Rich Medina deets
NEXT WEEK:
MY SCREENING THURSDAY! 8PM! deets.
D4D GET DOWN W/ TUNDE FROM TV ON THE RADIO, DEER HUNTER AND MORE deets.
only 1 month left. work thos tired photocopying fingers.
LADY LIBERTINE BIKE RACE. I don’t know much about this. Got it from Trudy.
Stay Gold Gallery draws the curtain once again for its third annual group show and open studios. Pooling its diverse force of eight together into one multimedia exhibition, the hidden collective behind the Stay Gold Gallery celebrates its creative independence.
Since Stay Gold’s inception in 2003, the Stay Gold collective has dedicated itself to innovation, excellence, and diversity. Now the very organizers that shape emerging art scenes set an eclectic stage for their own truth seeking minds.
Please join us Sunday, May 29th, 12-6pm, for Stay Gold Gallery’s annual open studios. Meet the artists, see the studios, and enjoy a musically vibrant behind the scenes look at the Stay Gold process.
The Stay Gold Collective:
Kate Drendel
Farika
Yuko Oda
Machewski
Stella Rey
Hiroki Otsuka
Liz Artinian
Pete Ciccotto
For further information or press materials contact Farika at 718.599.7778 or info@staygoldgallery.com
More info can be obtained by visiting http://www.staygoldgallery.com
*SORRY TO CONFUSE EVERYONE! IT’S SUNDAY NOT FRIDAY! I’M A JERK.
The City Reliquary &
The Brooklyn Civic Riders present
The First Annual BICYCLE FETISH DAY
Saturday, May 28, noon -6:00 p.m.
(Rain day is Sunday)
Havemeyer Street between Grand and Hope Sts.
(just over the Willamsburg bridge)
FREE and open to the public!
How HOT is your bike? Come to Williamsburg this Saturday and show it off! BICYCLE FETISH DAY is a chance for all of us celebrate our two-wheeled babies and meet other bicycle enthusiasts in our community. The block will be closed to car traffic and open to all people who fetishize their beloved bicycles. There will be contests, jousting, food, music and prizes by local bicycle friendly vendors and community groups such as Times Up!, NYC Bikes, Transportation Alternatives, Trackstar, Bike Works NYC, and many more!
Representing their unique styles will be clubs such as The Brooklyn Civic Riders Bicycle Club, The Moustache Riders, Classic Riders Bicycle Club, Puerto Rico Schwinn Club, Black Label Bicycle Club, Bicycle Works NYC, Bicycle Cherry, and NYC Bikes.
Vegan fast food provided by Foodswings, as well as other baked goodies, BBQ and cotton candy!
Live music by The Rude Mechanical Orchestra, The Good Good, The Besties, More Teeth, Ryan
Sawyer and Tianna Kennedy!
Come early, don’t miss the fun. You don’t need to have a bike to come- -you might even find one for sale, or win one in a raffle!
civicriders@cityreliquary.org for more info: City Reliquary
Please tell your friends!
“XXXXX END XXXXX
The fires in our hearts will be the light that guides us.”
and it made me smile. to get nonsense click here.
go yankees. rob LOVES the yankees. he loves the yankees like he loves new york. note that he drinks brooklyn and wears rainbow YANKEES on his head. personally, to be honestly honest for a second here if that’s alright, i hate professional sports. i can barely play baseball. i’d totally rather pick my scabs or brush my teeth than watch sports on TV.
loves the yankees.
luke LOVES the yankees. was completely belligerent about this fact. he loves ‘em so much he was falling down excited about them.
JUNE 2 JUNE 2 JUNE 2. NEXT THURSDAY! MY SCREENING! COME! W/ ARTISTIC PRESENTATIONS BY SWOON AND LINDA ZACKS!
SPEAK OUT: I HAD AN ABORTION
SCREENING & DISCUSSION JUNE 2 8PM
UNIONDOCS 322 UNION AVE WILLIAMSBURG, BK. details.
ARTISTIC PRESENTATIONS BY SWOON AND LINDA ZACKS
FILMMAKERS GILLIAN ALDRICH AND JENNIFER BAUMGARDNER WILL BE ON HAND TO DISCUSS THE FILM AFTERWARD. PHOTOS BY TARA TODRAS-WHITEHILL WILL BE DISPLAYED.
Save the date!!! D4D GET DOWN! Saturday, June 4 8PM
TONIC (upstairs)
107 Norfolk Street (between Rivington and Delancey)
lower east side, nyc
$5 donation
Live performances from…
TUNDE (TV on the Radio)
DEERHUNTER
NEED NEW BODY
Dance party featuring…
JAMES FRIEDMAN
ROK ONE
BRETT BURTON
CONOR
Sunday! Come to Bobbito & Rich Medina’s party!
“Thus, far from contradicting, diluting, or diverting our revolutionary attitude toward life, surrealism strengthens it. It nourishes an impatient strength within us, endlessly reinforcing
the massive army of refusals.” Suzanne Cesaire.
(thanks, Jacob for sending these delights my way)
So I suspect you forgot for a moment about critical mass. no? Well good. You will definitely be there friday. I know you. deets at visual resistance’s slammin’ website. Friday night. Get on your bike and stay there. No walking allowed this weekend! You gotta either dance or ride. hard.
oh my god. wooster collective posted this absolutely terrible company that steals street artists’ images and puts them on t-shirts which it then sells without notifying the artists or sharing the profits. gross.
sucka kindly points out: send hate mail. jw@0009.org
So I was gonna scan the flier in but then I got this from sucka. So, because I’m exhausted from sewing up the swoon legend last night till 5am, and because i’m straight jacking this shit from sucka i’d like you to visit suckatown for deets on your saturday plans: 1) bicycle fetish day-OUTSIDE MY DAMN HOUSE! 2) BLACK LABEL SPANDEX PARTY. deets here. i hope you fear the power that is me and alina’s ass shaking spandex destructo creations. take that as a direct challenge to your masculinity.
something for the kids. i went into the cake shop the other day for the first time and my dumb friend had gotten suckered into buying a FOUR DOLLAR CUP OF COFFEE TO GO from the pink pony. so he forgets to get sugar and we stop in the cake shop and ask if he can use the sugar and the girl was like ‘no.’ and he was like, you’re crazy, it’s sugar. and she was like ‘i guess.’ and he used the sugar.
miss moustache in front of spandex house’s hall of fame today with autographed thank you’s from oksana baiul among others. alina and i just went spandex shopping for saturday night’s black label spandex party at the chicken hut. save the date. clear your calendar. this night will be some bootyshakingsloppytighthotsweatygetyourassonthefloor kinda shit. like this. get ready. we are. speaking of spandex, there’s a little in this lincoln navigator ad. (via gawker) (pic links c/o seelie) if you’re nice or i drink too much there will be a little antlered b-girl action.
mad oksana baiul.
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