The Secret Life of Antlered Girls

someone buy me this piece of crap please.

goth foodfight! he he. so a goth who only identifies himself as “stockyard channing” wrote in complete disgust about sunday’s tres fun looking goth beauty pageant. i thought the hipster pseudo goth revival was supposed to be ironic! weren’t we all poking fun at gothdom like 5 minutes ago?
“I know that this is the trendiest […]

50 most loathsome new yorkers. ha!
The list includes both Bloomberg (#1) and Giff Miller, the Olsen brats, Lohan, Sarah Lewitinn of TENAFLY NEW JERSEY where I went to middle school, Carlos D (wrong), Eliot Spitzer (wrong again), Larry Tee, Nick Denton (I heart gawker) and my fave: Bruce Smolka–devil incarnate.
17. Bruce Smolka NYPD Assistant Chief
February […]

“le cuddle puddle” robyn is featured on the left.
robyn siegel is the best!

have you been sleeping on her blog? hmmm? you can tell miss antlers, i won’t mind.
well silly face, if this is you, […]

whew. just got out of a daylong meeting. 10am-4pm.
holy freakin jeezusssssssss.

whatever that means. i can barely stand how much i love the song “when you were mine” which is on suckapants.com right now. you’ll have to just go find it.

yo, a blog tracker is some crazy shit.
i have had several hundred visits in the last 9 days from 18 countries and 5 continents.
i know i’ve had visits from people working at the new york times and in the US military.
i know what search terms are used to bring you to my blog.
totally weird, totally […]

if you know what’s good for you you’ll come see applied science at pianos on thursday!

wed night party! thanks, elik!

LIST CLOSED!
party party party–rsvp today.

BIG UNDERWEAR= HOTTTTTTT.

robyn and jesse.

spot the pantsless man! i have even more lewd pics but they’re really not antlered-safe.

hot booty action

don’t front. someone was totally minipod Djing.

She’s SO amazing!
here are 2 tracks:
what the devil don’t know won’t hurt him
uncle’s got a sweetheart
Her’s her site: madelinesongs.com
buy her music here (thanks kevin!) plan-it-x.com

robin and jenny.

adorable jenny egan last night talking to robin at the fundraiser. we’re all in the film.

here’s the place to post all your loving thoughts and memories of my favorite celeb, tod seelie.

Cover story!
Gretchen Dyer has a congenital heart condition. When she became pregnant with twins, her doctor warned that bringing the pregnancy to term might kill both her and the babies. She had an abortion. Sebastiana Correa, a native of Brazil and daughter of an anti-abortion activist, became pregnant while studying in the United States […]