The Secret Life of Antelered Girls

Dear Brendan Donnelly,
You make the best sweatshirts ever. Your antlered hood will make me an antlered girl for real.
Sincerely,
Antlers

SO I was sauntering into vice thinking about how people who frequent the store could never afford both the lifestyle and the clothes. Well anyway I fit into this category with my fabulous new apt which I spend half my salary on the rent of. So I was poking around in the clothes when I saw it, the best hoodie in the world. A black Brendan Donnelly hoodie with GOLD ANTLERS on the hood. And I knew then that I desperately needed said $120 hoodie. They didn’t have it in my size and so I went home to sulk. Then I met a stranger on the train who was wearing a Brendan Donnelly hoodie. Serendipity! He connected me to the artist and now I’m getting a hoodie. I’m just fiending to be an antlered girl.
Life gets better every day.